February 2010
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January 2010
They taste like ggum!
Oh loooooooooard
“(205): Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
(1-205): You said “This is gonna...”
Sometimes I wish my best friend wasn't extremely...
The words “I think I have something to tell you” really scare me.
Devin love, max
Zoë
hi devin!
4: 21pmDevin
hey whats up hows max
's house
4: 21pmZoë
sexy
house too
4: 21pmDevin
great
why are you both on facebook!
thats not cool!
go have fun
4: 22pmZoë
Were done. I want you now
4: 23pmDevin
only if max is there with us
4: 23pmZoë
NO
fine okay
4: 29pmDevin
what's up though
4: 29pmZoë
Im sexually frustrated.
4: 29pmDevin
go on
4: 29pmZoë
I need it
you know
the dick
4: 30pmDevin
sup max?
4: 30pmZoë
Max is gone
4: 30pmDevin
oh right i forgot
4: 31pmZoë
I love you though
now
4: 33pmDevin
really???
finally!
a girl likes me!
4: 33pmZoë
yea big boy
4: 34pmDevin
you are a girl right?
4: 35pmZoë
Im whatever you WANT me to be bby
4: 35pmDevin
i want you to be a girl
4: 36pmZoë
awesome cause i've got a vagina
4: 36pmDevin
a what?
4: 36pmZoë
V
A
G
I
N
A
4: 38pmDevin
never heard of it
what do they do?
4: 38pmZoë
good things,,
4: 38pmDevin
well gosh i like good things!
4: 38pmZoë
Im glad
wanna sex
4: 39pmDevin
but we're not married?
i dont understand
4: 39pmZoë
we can get married
in mexico or some shit
4: 40pmDevin
you're relentless
alright zoe
let's
4: 40pmZoë
sweet!
4: 54pmZoë
3. the instinct or attraction drawing one sex toward another, or its manifestation in life and conduct.
4: 55pmDevin
?
4: 55pmZoë
doesnt that sound great
4: 55pmDevin
yeah what is it
4: 56pmZoë
fuckHannah R.BLEEP
4: 56pmDevin
are you fucking kidding me?!?!?
i'm not good enough for her!
4: 56pmZoë
lesbo
i just puked
4: 57pmDevin
i dont follow
4: 58pmZoë
I fucking hate you
4: 58pmDevin
you imagined you and her together?
4: 58pmZoë
yeah?
Im just kidding
Food time's a go
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Fuckin
Zoë
Hey I met you once
Remember?
REMEMBER!?
4: 20pmZach
yeahh of course
haha
whats up
4: 20pmZoë
I think your really sexy
4: 20pmZach
this is not you
4: 21pmZoë
No im really drunkfgsdfgsd
4: 21pmZach
oh really?
4: 21pmZoë
so fukjgdfjhkcking drujhlkrgshjkdsnk
4: 22pmZach
ok
and you fb messaged me to tell me you think im sexy?
haha
4: 23pmZoë
YES
ILOVEseX
4: 24pmZach
hahaha thats nice
4: 24pmZoë
do you like it?
DO YOU LIKE IT HOT?
I like it hot
DONT STOP TALKING TO ME
I LOVE YOU
4: 26pmZach
hjahaha i still have a hard time believing this is you
4: 26pmZoë
ILOve you TOO much to lie!
TOO MUCH!
4: 26pmZach
ok who were we with
when you met me
4: 29pmZoë
JULI*A
4: 30pmZach
why are you drunk at 4: 30 on a thursday
4: 30pmZoë
Im sexuuuallyly
4: 31pmZach
whats ur #
4: 32pmZoë
612******* call bby
4: 33pmZach
hahhahaha i might
4: 33pmZoë
pleez
!
4: 34pmZach
why do you want me to call you?
4: 34pmZoë
to tell you sexy stuff
4: 34pmZach
like what
4: 35pmZoë
whatevr u liek bby
4: 36pmZach
wtf
why are you drunk
4: 36pmZoë
OKAY
all done
that was Max
4: 36pmZach
what the fuck
4: 37pmZoë
V
A
okay
sorry
i'm at my friends house
don't release my number to the public please
4: 38pmZach
i'll delete it its cool
4: 38pmZoë
haha
yes
whatever
i hope you have a very lovely night
and
Max is sorry
4: 38pmZach
that was the wierdest thing thats happened to me in a while
4: 40pmZoë
hahaha
max was laughing his ass off
4: 40pmZach
im sure he was
4: 42pmZoë
yep
4: 45pmZach
well peace out haha dont let people on your facebook
4: 45pmZoë
haha bye!
That dress was UGLY. Haha. Good night.
Fml. :(
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I really really miss rainy summer mornings.
Today I told her the truth (mostly). Tomorrow I’m getting help.
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that's not going to fucking fix it.
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“I’m sorry but all of you are whiners in my opinion…
Let me explain...”
– http://www.facebook.com/home.php#topic_top
I laughed. VERY HARD.
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Sometimes I wish I was Italian...
“This monkey’s going to heaven.”
– The Pixies
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